Make your own free website on Tripod.com

from our friends, the Wizards:

"Oh yeah, we found a pretty cool way to get Trey to pee
in his potty seat! We put the 24 car in there! (I said he was likeCalvin!)
Wow!! I can just see it now! A great marketing ploy!!"
- Dena Willard -

NEW! LIMITED OFFER!
CALL WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!

ANNOUNCING THE NEW "RINKO" ONE STOP KITCHEN/BATH UTENSIL!!

It slices, it dices, it julienne's.....and it successfully potty trains
even the most STUBBORN of Toddlers!!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen....with the new "Rinko Dupont" attachment....your Earnhardt Toddler will successfully complete potty training,
while drowning out the once dominant 24 car!
The insertable 24 car stands up to all the torture it deserves!
Pee pee.....poo-poo, and the occasional mixed variety of all kinds of kiddie waste!!

Just $ 29.99

Order now, and receive your free "Jack Sprague" Sportsman addition,
for those "Special Potty Occasions" when just one Hendrick owned vehicle won't do!

Yes folks, watch your child grow in confidence, as you enjoy an independent Potty trained child, and the great feeling you get, from the Hendrick team getting EVERYTHING they deserve!

Order now, for $29.99, and get the second one for just $14.99. Great gift giving! Order now, Order today!! Our Earnhardt operators are standing by!
1-888-BIG-JERK

Our "Why we don't Respect Jeffy Page"

Return to our Home Page

Wizard's Earnhardt Page